The tweets are written by a 29 y/o guy living with his 73y/o Dad. He explains "I just write down shit that he says... He is awesome."
...Well, judging by the 684,080 followers, a few other people think so too! Check it out and have a bit of a chuckle :)
Here's a few of my faves...
"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."