get your chuckle on :D

If you need a good old fashioned laugh, check out @shitmydadsays (twitter)

shitmydadsays

The tweets are written by a 29 y/o guy living with his 73y/o Dad. He explains "I just write down shit that he says... He is awesome."
...Well, judging by the 684,080 followers, a few other people think so too! Check it out and have a bit of a chuckle :)
Here's a few of my faves...

"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."
7:53 AM Oct 20th from web
"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."6:44 AM Nov 1st from web
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his (effing) food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do (shite) before YOU eat."7:28 AM Sep 30th from web
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their (effing) hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started (effing)."7:03 AM Oct 5th from web